"A ceasefire? Are you kidding me? I never even knew we were having layoffs!"
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Nobody Move Reviews:
"Nobody Move is an absolutely brilliant comedy as well as a social
commentary about our over-analyzed society with all its inane psycho-
babble!" –Sophia Molina
"This is, by far, the greatest film I never made." –Kari Breed
"This is a stellar review." –Kari Breed
“I have laughed so hard, I have tears in my eyes.” –Belinda Speck
“After reading this screenplay, I can honestly say… God, my character is
such a loser!” –Michael
“Are you telling me I’m only a character in a screenplay? Everything feels
so real!” –Johool
“Who’s this Belinda Speck person? I don’t remember her.” –Frannie
“The author, God bless that beautiful woman, gives you people a chance
to say something, and this is all you can come up with?” –Vic McGill
“I can’t believe she finally finished writing this thing. It’s about time.”
–Wayne
“Wayne! Why can’t you say something nice? This is the reviews page!”
–Charles
“Shut up, Charles.” –Angela
“Are you people sitting around talking about the screenplay? Again?”
–The Boss
“She made me look like an old fart!” –Virgil
“You are an old fart!” –Lloyd
“Wait! It’s my turn to say something! Wait!” –Sophie

"There is a reason teenagers make choices that end up lasting a lifetime. If we didn’t choose something while we were young and stupid, we might not choose anything at all."
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