"An absolutely
brilliant comedy."
Paperback: 134 pages
BookSurge Publishing
(December 23, 2009)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 1439241198
About Nobody Move:

When the troubled meet the troublemakers…

When grownups don’t grow up…

When the weak have to overcome… well… the fact that they’re weak…

Michael Parks keeps handing out his business cards. It’s a great
marketing tool, unless you happen to work for the Mafia, and because of
it, your boss wants to kill you.

In an uproarious adventure of kidnapping, deceit, espionage, sarcasm,
wit, heart-warming honesty, flatulence and denial, Michael must join
forces with his therapy group in a valiant and pathetic effort to save his
life, the lives of his friends, and more importantly, his self-esteem.

Nobody Move is a comedy about finding your place in life and knowing
who you are, and better yet, who you are not. The dialogue is deeply
witty, and the characters you can’t help but love – even the ones you wish
you could hate.

Co-dependents Anonymous meets the Mafia – You can’t reason with the
irrational, and apparently, you can’t kill them either.
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"People are
self-correcting. We all
go through life trying
to compensate for
perceived losses or
flaws. With short
people, this is known
as the Napoleon
Complex. Short
people strive extra
hard to be tall, though
it never works. They
are complete failures."