| "Very funny and provocative at the same time. A must read for those who think they are normal and those who know they are not." |
Mediocrity Reviews:
“Her musings on life and experiences, written from a "lessons"
perspective, is full of humor, unique observations on modern life and
delivered with a sincere desire to provide understanding of the self and
the society in which we all live.” –sophia molina
“It’s crude and ballsy – the work of a true genius.” –the author
“This is the best book I ever read and ever expect to read. Ever.” –the
author again
“This may be the most important book of our time.” –yes, you got me, it’s
the author
“I laughed so hard I snorted milk out of my nose, and I haven’t had milk in
three years.” –me again
“I wouldn’t buy this book if somebody gave it to me.” –ok, the author
again, using reverse psychology
“She really is a gifted writer.” –mom
“If this book fails, I’ll have to get a second job.” –the author’s husband
“The author’s unique understanding of the human condition supersedes
even that of the most gifted intellects of all time.” –the cat
“The person who wrote this is a complete moron.” –the author’s arch
enemy
Extremely funny and extremely honest! by Mark O'Neill
"www.markoneill.org" (Würzburg)
As Shakespeare once wrote, "honesty is the best policy. If you lose it, you
lose yourself". Well, the first thing that struck me when I was reading this
book was that Kari Breed is extremely honest to herself and to her
readers. This is 179 pages of no-holds-barred truths about her life and
the lessons she has learned along the way. It's a book in which we can all
find something to relate to, something to which we nod our heads and
think "yeah! she's damn right! I feel that way too!". Kari Breed is the Billy
Connolly of literature - she points out 90 of life's real absurdities and hits
them over the head with her wit. From the Water Gestapo to PMS, it's all
in there. It's really funny but at the same time really true. Plus the 90
chapters are only a page or two long so you can easily read it in small
pieces to get your dose of reality and brutal honesty for the day.
I really hope that a traditional mainstream publisher picks this book up
very soon and gives it the national and international recognition that it
really deserves.
Keep an eye on Kari Breed's future work because there is a rising star in
the making here. You heard it here first.
Freaking funny as H*LL! by A. Bumpers "AngelRN" (Birmingham, AL)
To anyone who is a book "lover" & has a wicked sense of humor I can
HIGHLY recommend this book...am only on pg 7 (short chapters...for a
woman on the run!) so if you are feeling like your world/life...whatev...is
spinning out of control, GET THIS BOOK!
A MUST READ!!! by Angela Kay (Georgia, US)
Once I started reading this book, I literally could not put it down until I was
finished. I even can't wait to read it again. The author's unique view of the
world through her experiences is very funny, truthful, and thought
provoking. The life lessons she adds to each chapter are quite hilarious
and seem to apply to everything in my life. I found it easy to relate to the
author's thoughts and experiences, which kept me tuned in and laughing
my butt off. I laughed, I cried, I even learned some things about myself. I
highly recommend this to everyone!! It is a great book, well written and
easy to read. It will definitely entertain you, and hey you might even learn
something too! Get your copy now and have a blast reading this one!!
Hilarious! by J. Andrys
A witty look at life from the perspective of Kari Breed. We find she is, like
most of us, not nearly as self confident and superior as she'd like to be
and copes with herself by a judicious application of biting, gritty humor.
She had me laughing so hard my face hurt, and I'm sure the neighbors
were ready to have me committed!
In her stories she reveals a profound understanding of her own character
and give us the opportunity to laugh with her as she faces the challenges
life throws her way.
Bumpy, funny road of life by Jeannie
Very funny and provocative at the same time. A must read for those who
think they are normal and those who know they are not. Kari's description
of her life's travel is hilarious. Looking forward to the next chapter of her
life. Start writing Kari!!!
Refreshingly Normal by A. Briehl (Stuttgart, Germany)
Reading the book, i didnt really know what to expect at all. Was it going to
be a serious kind of book, or was it a funny one? Was it boring or helpful,
or not.
After having read it i can say, it is a very good book. Kari Breed shows
life, like we all know it, some problems small, some big, but i do think
everyone can find himself in her position every once in a while. She
manages to bring us one thing to mind: We share the same problems with
so many other people. It is ok to feel the way she did at times and also, to
laugh about the situations afterwards. To see how silly we are at times for
being frustrated about so little things, and to realize life goes on, and they
are no more then a little bump compared to our whole life. She manages
to point these things out to us, that we would have trouble seeing
ourselves.
“Her musings on life and experiences, written from a "lessons"
perspective, is full of humor, unique observations on modern life and
delivered with a sincere desire to provide understanding of the self and
the society in which we all live.” –sophia molina
“It’s crude and ballsy – the work of a true genius.” –the author
“This is the best book I ever read and ever expect to read. Ever.” –the
author again
“This may be the most important book of our time.” –yes, you got me, it’s
the author
“I laughed so hard I snorted milk out of my nose, and I haven’t had milk in
three years.” –me again
“I wouldn’t buy this book if somebody gave it to me.” –ok, the author
again, using reverse psychology
“She really is a gifted writer.” –mom
“If this book fails, I’ll have to get a second job.” –the author’s husband
“The author’s unique understanding of the human condition supersedes
even that of the most gifted intellects of all time.” –the cat
“The person who wrote this is a complete moron.” –the author’s arch
enemy
Extremely funny and extremely honest! by Mark O'Neill
"www.markoneill.org" (Würzburg)
As Shakespeare once wrote, "honesty is the best policy. If you lose it, you
lose yourself". Well, the first thing that struck me when I was reading this
book was that Kari Breed is extremely honest to herself and to her
readers. This is 179 pages of no-holds-barred truths about her life and
the lessons she has learned along the way. It's a book in which we can all
find something to relate to, something to which we nod our heads and
think "yeah! she's damn right! I feel that way too!". Kari Breed is the Billy
Connolly of literature - she points out 90 of life's real absurdities and hits
them over the head with her wit. From the Water Gestapo to PMS, it's all
in there. It's really funny but at the same time really true. Plus the 90
chapters are only a page or two long so you can easily read it in small
pieces to get your dose of reality and brutal honesty for the day.
I really hope that a traditional mainstream publisher picks this book up
very soon and gives it the national and international recognition that it
really deserves.
Keep an eye on Kari Breed's future work because there is a rising star in
the making here. You heard it here first.
Freaking funny as H*LL! by A. Bumpers "AngelRN" (Birmingham, AL)
To anyone who is a book "lover" & has a wicked sense of humor I can
HIGHLY recommend this book...am only on pg 7 (short chapters...for a
woman on the run!) so if you are feeling like your world/life...whatev...is
spinning out of control, GET THIS BOOK!
A MUST READ!!! by Angela Kay (Georgia, US)
Once I started reading this book, I literally could not put it down until I was
finished. I even can't wait to read it again. The author's unique view of the
world through her experiences is very funny, truthful, and thought
provoking. The life lessons she adds to each chapter are quite hilarious
and seem to apply to everything in my life. I found it easy to relate to the
author's thoughts and experiences, which kept me tuned in and laughing
my butt off. I laughed, I cried, I even learned some things about myself. I
highly recommend this to everyone!! It is a great book, well written and
easy to read. It will definitely entertain you, and hey you might even learn
something too! Get your copy now and have a blast reading this one!!
Hilarious! by J. Andrys
A witty look at life from the perspective of Kari Breed. We find she is, like
most of us, not nearly as self confident and superior as she'd like to be
and copes with herself by a judicious application of biting, gritty humor.
She had me laughing so hard my face hurt, and I'm sure the neighbors
were ready to have me committed!
In her stories she reveals a profound understanding of her own character
and give us the opportunity to laugh with her as she faces the challenges
life throws her way.
Bumpy, funny road of life by Jeannie
Very funny and provocative at the same time. A must read for those who
think they are normal and those who know they are not. Kari's description
of her life's travel is hilarious. Looking forward to the next chapter of her
life. Start writing Kari!!!
Refreshingly Normal by A. Briehl (Stuttgart, Germany)
Reading the book, i didnt really know what to expect at all. Was it going to
be a serious kind of book, or was it a funny one? Was it boring or helpful,
or not.
After having read it i can say, it is a very good book. Kari Breed shows
life, like we all know it, some problems small, some big, but i do think
everyone can find himself in her position every once in a while. She
manages to bring us one thing to mind: We share the same problems with
so many other people. It is ok to feel the way she did at times and also, to
laugh about the situations afterwards. To see how silly we are at times for
being frustrated about so little things, and to realize life goes on, and they
are no more then a little bump compared to our whole life. She manages
to point these things out to us, that we would have trouble seeing
ourselves.
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